Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Lulu's Proposed "I'm Sorry" List to the Three Losers

whilst Lulu is not a fan of the three losers, Lulu thinks Ahmad Ismail's demand on the three is a bit too much.
Contacted by Malaysiakini, Ahmad wanted Gerakan president Dr Koh Tsu Koon, party state chief Dr Teng Hock Nan and former Bukit Bendera MP Chia Kwang Chye to publicly apologise to him.
He claimed that the trio were responsible for the breakdown in relationship between Gerakan, his division and Penang Umno during the height of the controversy.
At one point, enraged supporters of Ahmad had even torn posters of Koh.
"Even if they apologise, I will still have to consider whether to accept it or not," he said.
Its kinda mean to feel kinda nice imagining the three of them sweating over this arrogant demand.

So, to redeem lulu-self from that "nice feeling" meaness, allow Lulu to think of some ways for the three losers to apologise without really apologising.

1. We're sorry you're such a mean-ie
2. We're sorry you have such a narrow perspective of Malaysians especially considering that you're a 2nd generation Sumateran to call your fellow Malaysians migrants
3. We're sorry you had to work with us bumbling idiots for so many years
4. We're sorry that Penang is no longer our personal playground

Just a few to help the three losers.
Further "we're sorry"s will be charged RM10,000/sorry cos maklumlah, ekonomi no good, Dubai market collapse and Lulu w0uld like some side income.

btw, he forgot to include Sin Chew's Tan into the apology demand. Afterall, it was her report which terbongkar-ed him to the Malaysian public.
0h. maybe he should also demand an apology from all sinchew readers for "kicking a fuss"

8 comments:

Sick of Koh Tsu Koon said...

Dear Lulu,

A bit surprised to see your posting after a hiatus...

But the posting related to Gerakan led by KTK really spoilt my mood...

Just hope the party would disappear from the universe as soon as possible...

Wan Mohamad Akbar said...

Hi Lulu..nice to hear from you again after a long hibernation..I really like your writings..keep up the writings..

Crankster said...

Hehe, playing dirty are we?

Ocean said...

oooo good to have you back dear.... yes, agree with everyone above. Do blog more often :)

I too wish Gerakan would just go to a corner and die.........

BravoEagleHotel said...

The insignificant Gerakan and KTK can just say sorry(ies) for all the UMNOs want but we MALAYSIANS just dont give two hoods.
Just like the rest of the parties in BN ... THEY just INSIGNIFICANT (KTK own word)

Anonymous said...

dis bukit rat will be made to head BTN !

Chan said...

Welcome back Lulu!

This dumbo is going to cost "be end/dumno"! Never mind! We'll see to it all come GE13!

Anonymous said...

Hi Lulu

Ever heard of
"personality disorders"?

P.S. Any psychiatry book will do!

Phua Kai Lit