Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Make Way For Lulu! Make Way For Lulu!

Did you hear?
Lulu, according to DrM, is part of the real masters of the country.
WOW!
wow-wow-wow!
WOW!

Lulu has been trying to get the original post in chedet's blog, but there are problems loading.
the link to the original post is available here http://chedet.co.cc/chedetblog/2009/07/kaki-dalam-kasut.html
So, Lulu will use the report from Malaysian Insider.
While he did not name the prime minister, Mahathir put up a stout defence of the NEP with well-worn arguments in what appeared to be an expression of concern over the current administration’s economic liberalisation policies.
“Because they (the Malays) are willing to share their country with other races, the race from the older civilisation of more than 4,000 years and who are more successful, as such today whatever they have now is also being taken away from them,” he wrote in what appeared to be a reference to the Chinese community.
Lulu works hard to earn her salary.
But Mahathir argued in his latest blog post that 39 years after the NEP was introduced, the Bumiputera share of the corporate pie remained at just 20 per cent while the Chinese share stood at 50 per cent even though they consisted of just 26 per cent of the population.
Lulu makes it a point to keep some for savings and investment, being careful in her spending.

Does that make Lulu a master of the country?
No
Lulu still gets bullied by people in authority.
Two months ago, Lulu's car kena langgar. Lulu went to the police station, and got bullied while trying to make the report. The cops were rude and bossy, leaving Lulu slightly shaken and kinda trembling upon leaving the police station.

Master of the country?
Nope.
If she is, then it must be the biggest secret in the country cos aint nobody treating lulu like she's a master.

As for DrM's accusation on the Chinese holding the economic pie, and therefore being the masters of the country, maybe he should re-consider his statement, and change it to
CRONIES ARE THE REAL MASTERS OF THE COUNTRY.

The cronies hold the wealth. Not regular Ah Chee and Ah Choes. The cronies. This one transcends race and religion, and practices 1Malaysia, kita sapu.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is where their understanding of english is so questionable:

Minister = a servant (according to standard english dictionary definition)

Chief Minister = chief of the servants (meaning one who should work very hard)

Prime Minister = Fella who work his pants off, more than the chief minister.

Now do we see ministers/chief ministers/prime minister here doing any servant type work?????

Therefore according to simple maths logic:

Minister = top
Boss = bottom

QED (quite easily done)!

Anonymous said...

The mamak has been reading too many children's comics lately, such as "He Man and the Masters of the Universe". His senile mind got confused between He Man and the Chinese.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dr. M,

I m a Malaysian chinese.

Yes, I live in an expensive neighbourhood. Fyi, I am able to do so because I work hard to earn my money. I was not given any government contracts, AP permits etc.

AnakMelaka said...

Well said LuLu - keep blogging!