Friday, February 27, 2009

Lulu Was Wondering Why These Goons Didn't Go Protest When Their Kelelakian Dicabar

one would think their kelelakian is more fundamental that their ke"Melayu"an.

Star recently reported a Pfizer study which revealed that Malaysians not so hot in bedroom.

Some exerpts from the study
1. Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives
2. Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.
3. The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men
a] Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard
b] level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration
c] level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely
d] and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid
40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.

Note - Compared to their EHS grade four counterparts, these men have sex less often, are less sexually satisfied, and may suffer from lack of self confidence, or worse, depression.

Come on, isnt this an obvious clear cut case of "kelelakian dicabar"?
Shouldnt this be of greater importance, or greater pride and shame that needs to be protected?
Why go kacau "Singh is Kinng!!!!" just because he called you celaka?
Shouldn't you go after more important things like people mencabar-ing your kelelakian? calling you a tofu, peeled banana and unpeeled banana?

So, anyway, Lulu was wondering-wondering-wondering.
Then she checked Utusan and Berita Harian, and they did not report it.
Probably these goons wouldnt/didnt understand what was written in the Star who had reported it in English.
ANd that's why they ended up kacau-ing "Singh is Kinng!!!"

btw, don't you agree with Lulu that their stupid display of anger definetly is an obvious sign of lack of self confidence?


Pix Pixie said...

Singh is Kinng!!!

They are a confused lot. They don't think, full stop. Is the Selangor UMNO guy vying to be on the UMNO CEC by any chance?

Hmmm... (strokes chin repeatedly)

bluesailor said...


Anonymous said...

Ah Lulu,
Singaporeans are worst at love making. They will scream at you. Me being in Singapore can tell you this
Getting tired.


Anonymous said...

Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator and change has its enemies -Robert Kennedy

allen ng said...

I would say that the culture of fear in UMNO would breeds culture of violence.Another aspect why those bunch of tidak-otak UMNO's youth is that the UMNO's election is just around the corner and they must show their prowess so that people would vote for them.

airinie said...

Heahaahaha....You cracked me up with this one, Lulu.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

I can only say that their testosterone went to their head and remains there forever instead of to the normal path.
And the most unbelievable thing is that they seems to be proud of it.
"30 beruk dan monyet muda" fails to intimidate "King",i mean Singh.
Karpal is definitely one mean Singh , full with integrity and not afraid to speak up as a Malaysian .

Old Fart said...

Envy? Jealous!!!

How can? Unless they know deep in their hearts Singh is King? Wonder who told them?