Friday, July 04, 2008

Lulu's Heart Swells Knowing That Her DPM Is Very Accesible To The Rakyat

most of us regard our nation's leaders as distant people. To meet them would be almost impossible. They live in big mansions with high fences. They have special forces and kaki bodeks surrounding them. Who are we to bring our plight to them? Hardly do they leave their lofty palaces to meet mere rakyat like Lulu unless it is a pr -as in public relations, not pakatan rakyat] exercise.

Hence, Lulu's heart swelled when she read about how accesible Najib is to a 23 year old "nobody".
Not once, but twice.
Not just at his office in a formal capacity, but also in his personal residence.
He (Saiful) came to the office to seek help for scholarship and he only met with my special officer.
He (also) came to my house because he needed help because he was so traumatised, so that was it.
DPM admits meeting sodomy complainant - Malaysiakini
ahh... who would have thought that Najib is such a kindly caring person that out of all the people this rakyat is distress could go to seek help and comfort, he chose to turn to Najib.
ahh... if only we had known, maybe we would not have been so hard on this sad looking man who has not had much sleep since the time Razak Baginda was arrested.


Anonymous said...

I'll be approaching him soon to discuss my plans for a scholarship for post graduate studies. And also, I will sit with him and tell him I have been traumatized by the death of my dog. I am certain he will listen, right? Right, Mr. Najib?

francis said...

1. Mr DPM, it is known that even a cabinet minister can’t see you unless he/she goes through appointment, time and phone calls. Why is it so easy for unknown dropout to have a meeting with you at your private residence?

2. If he was “traumatized” (he he), does that mean every traumatized Malaysian has an easy access to your home and time? I’m traumatized, can I come now?

3. Why did he chose you? Why not the PM? Ahmad Zahidi, the Religion Minister? Zaid Ibrahim, the Law Minister? Karpal Singh, the senior lawyer? Ustadh Hadi Awang, the Politician and PAS Leader? TG Nik Azziz? The Selangor Mufti? The Perlis Mufti? The ACA? The Police? His Parents? His Fiancee? UMNO Youth? Foreign Embassies? Why did he chose you alone? And why is it so easy for him to meet you even in your highly guarded private home where you rest after work while evn MPs can’t meet you there?

4. You denied seeing, meeting him on Monday. You said he has only met your officer for scholarship purposes (though he has one and left it). What happened to that statement? Why did you buckle?

5. The boy said he was sodomised one day before he lodged the police report, (Thursday), but you met him earlier and you said he came to complain of sodomy. This means he went to Anwar after meeting you to be sodomised again. You met him when Anwar was in the Holy City of Medina with Dr Aziza performing Umrah, when they came back on Wed. afternoon, the boy said he was sodomised on Thursday. But the boy has been meeting you before. Don’t you think you have sold out your very self?

Anonymous said...

Lulu, if like this, any Tom Dick and Harry can visit him in his house and can have a conversation with him? What a kind VVIP "goon"!


Monster Mom said...

My sister's brother in law's grandmother is in dire straits... Can she go and seek najib's or rosmah's advice since they are soooo caringgggg !!!!

Henrie said...

I feel traumatized by the whole events in the country. I think I'll visit DPM for a cup of coffee and comforting. Anyone else want to join me?

KAPITAN said...

Make sure you all go there with COLD HANDS too like Saiful(Hockkien means shit full}.
Also make sure he holds and feels your hands, if not how did he know Saiful's hand were cold?

Michael Sun said...

Hi Lulu

I am traumatised now with the Bursa Malaysia dropping like a ton of bricks. Fortunately, I only have one wife not four. Unfortunately she likes to shop like Rosmah.

Maybe you can help me to fix an appointment since you are in KL.