Follwing that shocking revelation, his nifty ever-so-eager deputy Najib urged those with evidence to make written reports to the Umno secretary general.
Lulu has some evidence of sabotage, but alas... [or is it thankfully...], Lulu is not a member of UMNO. So, if she were to send in a written report, sure tak laku one.
so, if anyone of you are UMNO members and feel the need to reveal the sabotuers, please, by all means, use Lulu's letter and letak your name at the bottom.
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Datuk,
Berikutan seruan Naib Presiden UMNO YAB Datuk Seri Najin Razak, saya ingin melaporkan kejadian sabotaj dan menampilkan juga gambar bukti insiden tersebut.
Sabotaj sebegini mesti diambil tindakan tegas kerana ia menyebabkan rakyat Malaysia, khususnya ahli kita sendiri hilang kepercayaan terhadap pucuk pimpinan UMNO dan seterusnya, mengakibatkan ramai yang tidak memberi undi kepada parti Barisan Nasional. Maklumlah, kita kalah teruk dalam pilihanraya yang baru lepas, kehilangan majoriti 2/3 and 5 [+1 jika Wilayah Persekutuan diambil kira juga] negeri Semenanjung kini berada di bawah kuasa parti pembangkang.
Datuk, besama ini, saya menampilkan gambar ahli kita yang tidur semasa mesyuarat dijalankan. Tidak kira mesyuarat UMNO-ke, Kabinet-ke ataupun semasa bersama Yang Dipertuan Agung ataupun ketua negara yang lain. Yang peliknya, beliau tidak pernah tertidur semasa jamuan makan malam bersama bintang terkenal seperti Datuk Michelle Yeoh and penyanyi kesukaan isteri beliau, Al Jarraeu yang diterbangkan khas ke Malaysia untuk men"serenade"kan isteri beliau.
Datuk,
Kelakuan sebegini tidak patut untuk pemimpin negara kita. Sikap tidur dan tidak kisah beliau telah mensabotajkan peluang kita bukan sahaja di Perak dan Kedah, malah membahayakan kedudukan ahli kita di seluruh negara.
Saya berharap datuk dan ahli panel Jawatankuasa Disiplin UMNO akan mengambil tindakan tegas terhadap beliau.
Sekian, terima kasih.
_____________ you letak your nama here-lah
12 comments:
WUAHAHHAHHAHAHA! sabotour no.1!
Hahahaha! you are damn funny la Lulu!! love your blog! can i tapau this particular post and paste it in my blog???
thanks babe!
Hahahaha...original and hilarious. Wonder if Comedy Court will take up your offer. LOL. whispering9
we shall be sending 29 such letters , hope they result in some disqualifications, to pice up the local by-eletions scenario ala IJOK which since Mar 08 has become quite AAB stay go go lah boring of late
Very good one, Lulu! Proves that Bahasa is not always necessarily a feudal talk-you-down assertion of official intonation that turns people off.
Absolutely Brilliant !!!!!!!!!
haha...
good one lulu...:)
Looking for Saboteur, quite like a Mullah Nasarrudin tale:
http://wapurl.co.uk/?FHYJAOD
The key
January 1, 2008
There was a holy man named Nasruddin who lost his key. Nasruddin was crawling around on the ground under a light looking for it, when one of his followers noticed him and ran to help the master. Soon 40 people where crawling and peering at the ground under the light standard looking for the lost key.Finally Iman said to Nasruddin, “sire are you sure you lost your key here? perhaps you dropped it somewhere else”.”Well actually I lost it our there in the dark but it is so much easier to see over here that I thought to look for it here in the light.”
Good one Lulu...
Maybe he just likes to look at the ground ? heheheheheh..
LOL teruk
A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
BN POLITICIANS : EAT COW DUNG, SH*T GRASS
Hahaha!!! U great lah Lulu!!
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