Thursday, March 27, 2008

updated - Lulu Will Turn Down Daniel Wu's Marriage Proposal

Bernama reported last week that

KUALA LUMPUR, March 18 (Bernama) -- Umno Youth vice-head Khairy Jamaluddin said he would not accept any offer to join the Cabinet as long as Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is the Prime Minister.
Khairy, who is also the Member of Parliament for Rembau, said he had informed his father-in-law of the matter before the general election on March 8, and Abdullah had acepted his stand.
http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v3/news_lite.php?id=321382

Lulu, the slow thinker [see, it took her a week to figure out what she was wondering about] began wondering, not exactly sure what she was wondering about but left to wonder that there was something to wonder over.

Then Lulu realised roughly where her confusion lies.
The PM had recently reiterated strongly that Khairy Jamaluddin had never been an influence in whatever he has done or decision he has made http://web7.bernama.com/bernama/v3/news_lite.php?id=319844

But here is Khairy boasting that he had informed his father-in-law of the matter before the general election on March 8, and Abdullah had acepted his stand

the two scenarios on lulu's pretty little mind is

a) Khairy was supposed to be a part of the cabinet line up
but because he-who-has no-influence-on his-fil spoke to the fil before the elections, and this influenced the he-who-is-not-influenced-by-sil to conciously leave him out of the cabinet though he was a "deserving" candidate to be in the cabinet.
Meaning that he-who-has-no-influence does have influence and that he-who-claims-he-is-not-influenced is not a very truthful man.

b) Khairy was never a part of the intended cabinet
and he was just being perasan when informing the father-in-law and the public that he would not accept any offer to join the Cabinet as long as Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is the Prime Minister.
After all, if the PM did feel that his sil is the best candidate for the job, he should have gone ahead and named him, just like how he did for Tengku Azlan and Anifah who later declined the post.
You know how this kind of "i would not accept any offer to join" statement gives the impression that an offer was going to be made when no offer was on the table.

Kinda like Lulu going around telling people that she will turn down Daniel Wu [swoon...] 's (pic at the side... swoon again...) marriage proposal - not like Daniel Wu [swoon...] even knows who Lulu is, erh... much less ask for Lulu's hand in marriage..

dunno-la, Lulu thinks (b) may be the more likely scenario, cos our much esteemed and respected hadhari PM won't lie, right?

For all those who know not who Daniel Wu is, or think that that picture does not do justice to his lengchai-ness, here's one for you!

swoon-swoon-swoon...

24 comments:

kittykat46 said...

Bill Gates offered me a job in his inner circle once, but I turned it down...believe it or not...heheheheh

huey mei said...

wahahahahhaha..wan turn down Daniel's meh??

CY said...

Uh-oh, now Lulu say will turn down Daniel's proposal, and the readers accept. Meaning, if in future Daniel proposes, Lulu must decline, no? :P

team bsg said...

now we know you also like handsome men , like us

Anonymous said...

We would too if he's gonna take our pictures making love then show them to the brasseire salesgirls to seduce them and show his manhood

Anonymous said...

Lulu,

I know you are super cool & generous but please, let me say it again here, you can just keep the RM1million you planned to give me.

No, I dont want to marry you too, so dont say it

:)

Josh said...

Whatalulu lah!

DaveD said...

Just like how KJ announced it, I also told Jessica Alba I will turn her down.

KellyJello said...

Yeah, bloody perasan, this fella. I also turned down Faye Wong's marriage proposal.

All those UMNO chiefs and bigwigs never say anything, why this small fry Deputy Youth Chief who lost Rembau by 500 votes, then suddenly won it by 5,000 make noise?

Who else? Which other readers also turned down proposals and Cabinet posts?

Anonymous said...

'...he would not accept any offer to join the Cabinet as long as Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is the Prime Minister.'

Maybe 'cos AAB is on his way out and he is planing his way in? Honestly, I tend to confuse Daniel with Edison. Almost alike in a fleeting glance. w9

What A Lulu said...

lulu doesnt usually ber-comment, but since this involves daniel wu [swoon....],

anon8:45, the take-picture guy is edison chen, not daniel wu [swoon...].
anon11:23, daniel wu [swoon again....] does not look like edison chen. please-la.... even this lulu who got confused watching lord of ther rings cos all long haired guys look the same can differentiate between superior daniel wu [swoon-swoon] and inferior edison chen. aiyo... aiyoh...

team bsg, your punctuations are confusing lulu.
are you saying yhat you all handsome, or y'all like men?
btw, great job at klang. YAY!

Gan said...

Whatalulu - I thought you being a DAP supporter and all that is probably like LGE/LKS, all very straight lace and proper.

P.S. According to TV Smith, LGE is so straight can use to calibrate a ruler. (funny ya?)

Quite a change - this new breed of DAP supportrs, saya suka.

Tahu kerja dan ketawa - and hopefully "UNCORRUPTIBLE" !!

Bunnies said...

Thats what I thought!! The picture is some other fella instead of Daniel Wu!! Daniel Wu more hensem la....

Well, he say, the other he say... SIL say, FIL say.. duno la... there is something wrong with these ppl from this family... Intelligence is absent kwa....

Antares said...

I'm much better looking than Daniel Wu, Lulu... and I've been your Facebook friend for almost 6 months.
Please give me a ring! (pun intended)

fatboybakes said...

who is daniel wu?

Anonymous said...

eeyer! he looks a bit like ong kian meng yuk yuk!

Anonymous said...

who is this daniel wu apek guy la, not hot also la

Anonymous said...

aiya lulu, he no leng chai la..

Anonymous said...

Your posting very cute lah, Lulu!
AndSpot-on on the Perasan Lying SIL + Dumberer FIL!

lucia said...

precisely anony 10:03! all lulu's posting are so cute! very different from all the other bloggers. that's why her visitors keep coming back... and more new visitors coming... i'm sure.

syabas, lulu!

Anonymous said...

you are so funny!
but spot on!

Anonymous said...

I just phoned up Daniel and he absolutely denied making any marriage proposal to a certain Ms Lulu of PJ...he said he's going to consult his lawyers and is planning to sue for defamation of his character. His gf was so mad at him that she flushed her diamond engagement ring down the toilet!

Daniel "Brad Pitt" Wu said...

Lulu, marry me ! I m more handsome then Daniel Wu :p

jesscet said...

Now I know you like younger (and handsome of course) men! hehe!

am surprised some ppl never heard of Daniel Wu!?