Friday, December 21, 2007

Can Someone Advise Lulu What To Do Cos Johari May Just Arrest Her

“Only Muslims can use ‘Allah’. It’s a Muslim word, you see. It’s from (the Arabic (language). We cannot let other religions use it because it will confuse people,” he said when contacted today.
Deputy Internal Security Minister Johari Baharum as reported by Malaysiakini

For those of you who may not know, Lulu is an anak Selangor. And also a non-Muslim.
The Selangor state anthem goes like this
Duli Yang Maha Mulia
Selamat di atas takhta
Allah lanjutkan usia Tuanku
Rakyat mohon restu bawah Duli Tuanku
Bahagia selama-lamanya
Aman dan sentosa
Duli Yang Maha Mulia
Lulu needs advise
what is Lulu supposed to do when the anthem reaches the "Allah lanjutkan usia Tuanku"?
Is Lulu supposed to hum that bit or what?
hm...
Lulu's loyalty is towards her Sultan. so, Lulu guesses she will ignore what this Deputy Internal Security Minister has decreed and sing the anthem in whole.
And if he does invite me to Bukit Aman, could you all hold a virgil outside Lulu's cell and include the anthem to Lulu's songlist?
thanks

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

If he does invite Lulu to Bukit Aman, all Lulu needs to do is to hand over RM5.5 million and immediate arrangements would be made for Lulu to be chauffered home

KTemoc said...

No worries, I'll serenade you lah, just dusting the cobwebs off from my old ALL... er ... guitar ;-)

Anonymous said...

We got idiots as Ministers!

mob1900 said...

So this Ban will be enforce on ALL languages? A deep conundrum is what this 'Johnny' got himself into.

May _____ forgive him.

wits0 said...

You may be arrested for using the word "Allah"

Next, you may be arrested for not believing in "Allah" because you are a non.

Johari: Tails I win and Heads you lose.

Conclusion: Because I(Johari B) say so!

BABA said...

its time 2 Selangor to change its anthem. they must change to "Tuhan Lanjutkan USIA TUANKU" let wait n c whats d response 4rm Sultan Selangor...

wits0 said...

"Anonymous said...

We got idiots as Ministers!

1:56 AM"

Hmmm... We'll never know whether the Saudies' Wahhabis' $$$$ played a big part. We know they have plenty of extra $$$$ to enable just that sort of subversion.

Sharing said...

Johari Johari,
You are really genius to claim!!
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Shanghai people (and around) say "allah" which means "I".
Please send a debit note to China for the Rights.
They have some 15million or more Shanghai people to be charged!
If you have copyright!

Everyday, each will say "allah" from day to night!
For evidence, you need more than 15million recorder to use!
So boost up recorder industry at large!
And 15 million employments to get the recording start!
You solve all employment problem in Malaysia with this spark!

You should be PM instead!!

Sharing said...

Wisdom under Tests!!
======================
A government for ALL
must have respects for ALL to gain respects from ALL!
UNMO never bother they are subjected to test
whenever they put others to test!
Or, their capacity to take ALL negatively said!

Freedom of Religion
spoiled when UNMO stopped muslim or non-muslim to choose their Religion.
Freedom of Expression
spoiled when people cannot express even in a Song
on the general situation that had gone wrong!
Freedom of Assembly
only UNMO can rally and not others to go.

Even Allah not be used by ALL but muslim!
Then, should car be checked if Chinese or Buddhist
when AMITUOFO on board!

Is Allah, an Arabic word for God?
Or, Allah, the God for the Universe, in Quoran?
So, Allah a copyright of Muslim
or, Allah a God for Muslim and not the Universe?

UNMO,
Government is subjected to test and not to challenge with a test!!
Wisdom starts before any test!!
Or, Wisdom under tested not the Test!!

Sharing said...

If "Allah" can be claimed!
Then, "Oh, MY God"!
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If "Allah" be copyright,
The Church will be most happy
to take "God" the same!
As English speaking People cannot skip saying "My God" as an expression!
With copyright
a global income will come to Church!

Then, Johari, Johari, you could be flooded with Medals from a great number of Churches - the Romam's, the Christian's, may be also from the Eastern's.
But, as a Muslim, can you take from all of them?
Check from the Quoran! Quick!

wits0 said...

Sharing : "Government is subjected to test and not to challenge with a test!!"

The test itself about JB while on the matter regarding his tiff with the IGP earlier has not been done but quietly hushed over. Badawi should speak out instead of depending on his tainted hatchet men to do so. Is this his notion of civilizationing Hadhari?

A matter which is one of hair splitting when pronounced by Umno, not unexpectedly, turns into another one of intimidation and insulting of many's intelligence. Only in M'sia, the Gomen can constantly insults its people flagrantly by shot-gun threats.

Anonymous said...

A*amak!

lol, Lulu, you're hilarious! = )

Anonymous said...

discount for lulu lah. no need 5.5 million.
well, dunno how much underworld kingpin paid to get himself free from restricted residence. heard the unholy trinity force the hand of this johari fella and he was recently free. so, lulu, if you get into the good books of the right persons,you can get away for free. so, cultivate your relationship now with the right networks, then you are absolutely free to do anything you like.
by the way, lulu you may want to check with RPK who are the unholy trinity.
best wishes. think i said enough else i may have to eat government rice.

Anonymous said...

Unless I am mistaken, only the Penang State Anthem does not make a single mention of 'allah'. It may be changed soon to incorporate the above word

Michael Sun said...

Omigod.

England will be a rich country if we pay RM1.00 each time we use "Oh my God!". Arabs whether they are Jews, Christians or Muslims use "Allah" for the God of Abraham.

Only in Bolehland, we have nothing else to do but to nitpick on non-issues to purportedly defend one's race and religion against an imaginary attacker.

That only shows how weak and insecure the "aggressor" is. Those who suffer from "superiority complex" will also suffer from "inferiority complex".

God is great.

Anonymous said...

aiyah lulu, just appeal to the sleeping PM, "Saya ditipu olang, I sudah insaf". The zzzz PM will instruct the AG to release you from attempted copyright infringement charges.

Anonymous said...

Allah selamat Sultan Mahkota
Berpanjangan usia di atas Takhta
Memelihara agama Nabi kita
Negeri Kedah serata-rata

[edit] Literal English Translation
God save the Crowned Sultan
Long life upon the Throne
Upholding the religion of our Prophet
Throughout the State of Kedah

I am a non muslim from kedah who used to sing the Kedah national anthem daily I'll join u in jail as well dear Lulu. Worst still i even pronounce the N(abi) word as well maybe my jail term will be extended????????????????

Anonymous said...

want to share this with everyone.. glenn fendly and ruth sahanaya singing about Allah and Yesus. Both are Christians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ_fGLxzNl0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlWs4gANE2c

pu said...

Lulu you are hilarious!

"We will not let other religions use it because it will confuse people"

Is he trying to say that people will confuse the two (Islam & Christianity) religions by this one word? Will muslims suddenly convert into christianity?

Shows how little faith they have in their 'faith'. And how little faith they have in their intelligence.