Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Could Someone, Please-Please, Tell Lulu

cos you all know, Lulu's NOT the brightest spark in the room.
How do you differentiate a city monkey from a kampung monkey?
How do you tell that he's not a monkey from the jungle?

Would a city monkey be toilet trained?
Would he be more proficient in climbing stairs compared to swinging trees?
Does he carry an IPhone?
How is one supposed to differentiate the city monkey from the "dan lain-lain"s?

Lulu doesn't know...
Could someone please-please tell Lulu?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hell, no! This means that the SIL-ly monkey which hails from Kepala Batas, which is not a city, will now not be caught and exported.

Anonymous said...

How many monkies are there in cities? Will he say again that he's misquoted again?

Isn't "misquotation" the last excuse of blatherers?

~wits0~

Anonymous said...

lulu

try checking with the MPs from BN. they know better. apprecaite if you cold let me know after checking.

Anonymous said...

Thousands of years ago, there was only one type of monkey, life was simple like the jungle monkey. Living off jungle leaves and fruits and those by the seaside eat small crabs and fishes...but still classified as jungle monkey.

Then life got more complicated as human set up villages and monkey at close proximity called village monkeys. Then villages became towns and eventually cities, so for example, Batu Caves' monkeys are called city monkeys.

Of course, life becomes even more complicated and so sophisticated that sometimes we cannot differentiate types of monkeys, especially those in the zoo and those in the wild or even those in parliament. So while the evolutionary process goes on, like monkeys trying to be human and some humans cum politicians definitely en route to become monkeys.

Madmonk

stocktube said...

it's easy lulu ... city monkeys are the monkeys who read or write blogs while kampung monkeys only read utusan and watch rtm1 & 2 ...

still don't get it? ok another hint - city monkeys will scream in rejection when you try to catch it while the kampung monkeys will be delighted to see enforcement officers coming to catch them ...

cheers ...

zorro said...

Kampung monkeys are the natural types....they dont monkey anyone.
City monkeys are easy to identify...you can smell them a mile off; city monkeys dont climb ladders rung by rung, they use government's simon snorkel to get into the bedchambers of the daughters of the next-in-line; city monkeys have friends who give them an occasional leg-up for future lift-up; they are usually given the opportunity to raise the flag...and these monkeys haven't lifted a finger or given a drop of blood for the country (no, city monkeys dont donate blood to blood bank); currently there is only one city monkey although some illegitimate cousins are making inroads into PutraJaya; dang, I cant take the smell of these city monkeys...I am off to the kampongs.Ta ta lulu.

Anonymous said...

was wondering where all the city monkeys from...

some said the numero uno from kepala batas